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Molly Putnam's avatar

The pollen has been bad! Loved this!

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Jeffrey's avatar

Well done, Charlotte Ledger. Nobody was spared, not even competing news organizations!

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Tony Mecia's avatar

Some might say *especially* competing news organizations! :) Thanks!

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Vicki's avatar

LOL I had to read the whole thing as I am going, NO WAY...now I am giggling...thank you for the April Fool's Day fun. Yep, the pollen is awful, and I would not put it past the CMS schools to call off school for a day do to the pollen...the preemptive closings...like the snow days! Thanks again.

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Stan Schwartz's avatar

The Peebles Corp made no mention of their plans to enter the retail gorilla business?

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Tim Parolini's avatar

I missed this one.... I don't know why, but it seems funnier reading it today for the first time. Toleratin' Life should be a thing. Well done.

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PC's avatar

This was awesome. Thanks for making the news fun today!

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